Team Rockman

I got this email from Jason (my boss at TRG) today. It literally made me laugh out loud, so I decided I had to share.

In reference to my advertising star sighting (see previous post):

"Anyway, that guy who wrote the McD’s jingle is a total hack. How is that guy not on life support by now? It probably has something to do with the amount of residual coke still pumping through his veins and number of interns he has “taken under his wing.”"

In defense of his best boss title:

"And what’s up with sharing an office? Great for you, not so great for your boss. She will grow to hate the fact that you are smarter than her. She will become extremely paranoid and start taking all her files home with her every night. Wait for it. It will happen."

And he closed with:

"I’m outta here. Going home to my warm, safe, suburban existence. Maybe if I’m lucky my wife will let me drive her Volvo wagon to work on Wednesday. Fingers crossed. Tell your boss it is only a matter of time until everyone finds out she is an empty suit.

I’m the best,
Jason (the most influential person in your life to date) Rockman"

I will always be Team Rockman.