20. I saw my favorite Home Depot paint lady at the gym.
19. I slept in ‘til 7 this morning. Awesomeness.
18. A Blackberry showed up on my desk earlier this week. I’ve officially joined the ranks of corporate tools.
17. Tuesday, my J&J client sent a note (via an old coworker) that included, and I quote – “Leslie Norris was the best account person we’ve had on this business.” Take that Kathy.
16. I’ve decided that I want wallpaper in my room.
15. Houston needs to strap its electricity boots on because Mom and Dad are missing Mad Men.
14. Let the 6 week vacay countdown begin.
13. I’m pretty sure I saw Alec Baldwin with a mullet doing road construction in the Greenwich Village.
12. It’s starting to get cold again and I’m not very happy about it.
11. Saatchi was cut from the Home Depot pitch. Everyone can calm down.
10. The guy behind me has been on a four hour conference call about poop. Literally. What happens in Pampers, stays in Pampers.
9. The Construction Workers’ Union offered me a donut yesterday morning.
8. I accidentally took a gypsy cab home from the airport.
7. I’m inadvertently wearing a blue shirt and black pants today. This is better than the mismatched shoes that happened a few months ago. Maybe one day I’ll be a graceful, put-together person.
6. After looking at my 401K, I’m considering stuffing all of my money in my mattress.
5. Chuck Norris for president!
4. My brother writes really good wedding speeches.
3. I read an article in SELF and was inspired to cut my own bangs. Never trust articles in SELF.
2. My sore throat went away! Yay!!
1. I miss having a dog.
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15. Minus a few surges, electricity has been on and we are catching up on TV time.
13. I'm getting you an appt. at TX Eye Institute when you are home.
10. Can he get coupons for us?
1. Need I remind you about Heidi?
sqrt(-1). Get Mom a mic... she's breakin' out the funnies! Good stuff Les.
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