Top 10 Changes in #104 since It was Infected with the XY-Flu*:
*It's kind of like swine flu, but more high maintence
10. "Leslie" has been replaced by "Texas"
9. There may not be a single vegetable in the kitchen, but there will always be a gallon of protein powder
8. I sometimes have to open the windows to let the Axe cloud out
7. The bathmat is always mysteriously soaked
6. Conversations that last more than a minute involve the actual/or miming of swinging a golf club
5. The dishwasher is now another cabinet. They apparently prefer handwashing their dishes to emptying the dishwasher
4. My opinion on clothes, paint colors, hair styles, and girlfriends is now requested daily
3. The freezer is a lot more crowded
2. Mail is apparently only picked up by women-folk
1. I think the neighbors suspect that I’m a polygamist
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Ever notice that women aren't polygamists?
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